Recommended uses of Fake IDs Edit
Fake IDs are useful in many different situations, and are absolutely essential if anyone ever wants to travel anywhere.
Obscure your actual face Edit
If you have a recognizable face, flashing your Fake ID in front of your face can help you obscure your features and avoid discovery and capture. This is a preferred method by most fashionable suicide bombersand other people who want in.
Fool foreign governments into thinking you're somebody else Edit
By putting the name "Somebody Else" and a picture of yourself on your Fake ID, you can fool most stupid illiterate border guards in foreign countries that you are, in fact, the Private Xxx Tapes Hidden Sex Party Strip Cam Undressing qqfRFv, Elvis, or the Pope. This is useful for many different kinds of practical jokes, like Jihad against the Jews and infidels.
Waltz across borders Edit
This requires a Walkman, mp3 player or other portable music device, loaded with some Waltz music.
- Press play.
- Dance: one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
- Cross border.
Steal Somebody Else's identity, and thus, money Edit
Yeah, show up at a bank with a withdrawal check and a Fake ID. You can't go wrong.
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The National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 (US only) for the first time required minors to use Fake IDs when purchasing alcohol. (Between prohibition and 1984, Fake IDs were optional for minors.) This legislation was pushed through by lobbyists for Adobe and HP.
While your own Fake ID will allow you to personally purchase these products, Somebody Else's Fake ID will allow you to withdrew money from their account to buy those staples of a well-round diet, Bike Arizona Safety Department Of Side Badge Public 1912 On vfO8wqnv and cigarettes. This is quite beneficial to everyone involved, as Somebody Else is too chicken to use their Fake ID.
If you do not have a Fake ID, all is not lost. Just make up some fake alcohol, and trade it for a Fake ID.
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Pretty much do whatever you want, in a general kind of way Edit
This is only for true Fake ID masters, but is definitely the best use of Fake IDs!
Example of a Fake ID Edit
| Uncyclopedian Passport
This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder "Patrick O'Flaherty" Passage to any country, Excepting Canada, The United States, England, Or any other country anyone would actually want to live.